Set 7 · Episode 739
Frankie Magoo
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.82 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.82 punch density·0.80 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- You have no idea how much shit is on your MacBook Pro
in which you haven't deleted yet.
Whereas you think your iPhone,
you can just delete the text and photos, hide them.
But when somebody that you've been with
for let's call it 15 years,
opens that MacBook Pro and guesses that password.
You have no fucking idea what you said
to your mom 12 years ago.
You were not jacked that that girlfriend
of yours was coming home, demeaning or not.
I would say the worst shit ever.
[Bit 2]
Yeah, we were engaged after the ninth year,
Called that off, had a year and a half off.
It's the best year and a half of my entire fucking life.
We got back together because she saw how happy I was.
Because it legitimately was the time of my life.
[Bit 3]
And we were together for four more years
until she read the 15 years of my text messages and photos
and that was that.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Deleting phone messages implies privacy, but reveals MacBook history.”
Joke Type
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setup- You have no idea how much shit is on your MacBook Pro
setupin which you haven't deleted yet.
setupWhereas you think your iPhone,
setupyou can just delete the text and photos, hide them.
setupBut when somebody that you've been with
setupfor let's call it 15 years,
setupopens that MacBook Pro and guesses that password.
punchlineYou have no fucking idea what you said
punchlineto your mom 12 years ago.
tagYou were not jacked that that girlfriend
tagof yours was coming home, demeaning or not.
tagI would say the worst shit ever.