Set 11 · Episode 739

Law Coger

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·0.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.63 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I meditate a lot, you guys.
So here are some thoughts I've had while meditating.
Do real plants look at fake plants and think,
why is this nigga not breathing?

[Bit 2]

It seems like a waste of earth to bury midget six feet deep.
Like six feet?
Bury that little nigga in a mailbox or something.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, I've also noticed that job interviewers
will ask you, "What's your biggest weakness?"
Then be surprised when you say big titties.
Like, come on, you ask.
Humongomami milkers are my biggest weakness.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Fake plants could be breathless plants.

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setupSo I meditate a lot, you guys.
setupSo here are some thoughts I've had while meditating.
setupDo real plants look at fake plants and think,
punchlinewhy is this nigga not breathing?
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