Set 9 · Episode 739
Patrick Casade
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Mothership what is up? Happy to be here. Guys I want to talk about a important
issue that's going on in America. It's pretty controversial right now. You know
I don't know what I'm talking about, right?
Lesbian sex.
These girls are doing it all wrong.
I saw one with a strap on on,
the other girl was on her knees, sucking it,
and the girl that was standing there was like,
"Oh my God, I feel so good."
And I couldn't help but laugh,
I started laughing, right?
While you're coming, it's not the best time to laugh, guys.
[Bit 2]
Why do people say, "If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and I'd kill baby Hitler."
That doesn't make any sense.
I mean, why don't they just say, "I'd kidnap him and raise him right."
I don't think these people are lazy.
[Bit 3]
Speaking of Hitler, guys, he might be in heaven.
Yeah.
Yeah, seriously.
Because if you just ask Jesus to forgive your sins right before you die...
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“An orgasm could be ruined by laughter.”
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setupMothership what is up? Happy to be here. Guys I want to talk about a important
setupissue that's going on in America. It's pretty controversial right now. You know
setupI don't know what I'm talking about, right?
setupLesbian sex.
setupThese girls are doing it all wrong.
setupI saw one with a strap on on,
setupthe other girl was on her knees, sucking it,
setupand the girl that was standing there was like,
setup"Oh my God, I feel so good."
setupAnd I couldn't help but laugh,
setupI started laughing, right?
punchlineWhile you're coming, it's not the best time to laugh, guys.