Wilson

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 11:58 in the episode

[Bit 1]

How many cans of beer does it take to kill a man?

I don't know, but it only took me one

to kill that 8-year-old.

Speaking of cans, I never really understood

the canned food drive.

This goes to mean, like, they're homeless, right?

How they gonna open it?

I doubt they have a can opener, much less a stove.

Guess I could see how many cans of food

it takes to kill a man.

Got a pretty good idea how many

an eight year old can handle, you know what I mean?

[Bit 2]

So I lost my dad last year to ALS.

There's a lot of sad pit stops comes with ALS,

like crushing moments, lots of loss.

Started with his ability to run, eventually to walk.

Now one day, his ability to eat or even breathe for himself,

a lot of sad moments.

So I can't tell you how sick that was

when I came in one morning to get him up

and he was pitching a tent.

I guess I'm the only one who's seen his dad rock hard

and felt real joy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Beer cans killing a man implies alcohol poisoning, but reveals blunt-force murder.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHow many cans of beer does it take to kill a man?

setupI don't know, but it only took me one

punchlineto kill that 8-year-old.