KT #740 - FLUFFY + SAL VULCANO
2025-10-21
Set 5 · Episode 740
Ari Matty
Bucket PullWhiteMan
Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.66 punch density·1.41 tag density·10 sets
This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.19 punch density·0.20 tag density
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Skips to 44:58 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I had my first American Advil.
Holy shit.
First of all, I go to the pharmacy.
There's Advil and Advil instant.
Who the fuck has a migraine
and sees those options and is like,
"Ahh! I'll write this out for another 45."
[Bit 2]
Dude, I put this Advil in my mouth and it tastes sweet.
You guys put sugar on your medicine.
You know the rest of the world doesn't do that.
The miracle is enough.
But only in America, even for those two seconds,
when you're looking for that glass of water,
even for those two seconds,
can it not be the greatest country on earth, huh?
It's gotta be fucking, whoa!
Born in the USA!
No wonder you guys are fat.
You have sugar on your medicine.
The government is trying to kill you.
That's the American government.
It fixes the migraine,
but then slips you diabetes on the back end.
[Bit 3]
Dude, I went to Dunkin' Donuts for the first time.
Holy, dude, whatever happened to a plain donut?
It was good enough.
In Dunkin' Donuts, just everything.
Sprinkle-grazed, penetrated, just...
Just fucking. Here you go.
More sugar.
Dude, Dunkin' Donuts has an early bird special.
If you go to Dunkin' Donuts between 7 and 8 a.m.
and you buy a donut, you get the second one for free.
Listen, if you start your day with a donut,
the last thing you need is another donut.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Advil instant implies rational choice for pain, but reveals regular Advil is pointless.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI had my first American Advil.
setupFirst of all, I go to the pharmacy.
setupThere's Advil and Advil instant.
setupWho the fuck has a migraine
setupand sees those options and is like,
punchline"Ahh! I'll write this out for another 45."