David Ramick

Bucket Pull

Watch David Ramick's Kill Tony episode 203 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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Sorry, I only knew from the belly room sign.

[Bit 1]

So I want to talk about something that happened last week.

I almost got hit by an Uber driver while I was riding my bike.

So I do what I always do when somebody pisses me off. I went on Twitter and

I tweeted I almost got hit by an Uber driver while I was riding my bike.

So I'm definitely not giving that fucker five stars.

It gets better. I got a tweet from Uber.

And it says, "We're sorry to hear that."

So, everybody, Uber is really watching out to cover their ass, okay?

Just to let you know.

Don't die this little time because I want to ask you guys a question all right

[Bit 2]

Am I mistaken or the dirty Sanchez is

When the woman goes to Home Depot and picks up a Mexican named Sanchez and then lets him fuck her in the ass

Is that a dirty Sanchez or am I mistaken?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I want to talk about something that happened last week.

setupI almost got hit by an Uber driver while I was riding my bike.

setupSo I do what I always do when somebody pisses me off. I went on Twitter and

setupI tweeted I almost got hit by an Uber driver while I was riding my bike.

punchlineSo I'm definitely not giving that fucker five stars.