JP

Bucket PullMan

Watch JP's Kill Tony episode 413 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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So you guys probably know me as the Loud Guy from VB.

[Bit 1]

So guys, have you ever masturbated so many times in a day

that your dick gets rug burned?

Well, I was not, okay, well, that didn't work.

[Bit 2]

So I started dressing better.

It's a shame because although I look nice,

I still have a small dick, so.

[Bit 3]

So I went to culinary school and I like to cook and recently I found out that the secret

ingredient to every meal is pot.

And then we eat smokers out there, that's right.

[Bit 4]

People say you are what you eat, so that makes me a huge pussy.

[Bit 5]

So I usually get made fun of the way I look, my beard and such.

People like to tell me I look like Hay Arthur.

I look like Hay Arthur and Saddam Hussein had a baby?

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hyperbole

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setupSo guys, have you ever masturbated so many times in a day

punchlinethat your dick gets rug burned?