Justin Wood Circus

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Watch Justin Wood Circus's Kill Tony episode 413 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.25 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·1.25 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Ah, so I hear Kill Tony just got back from Australia.

You know what an Australian pig says?

Oink, oink, oink!

Fuck you.

[Bit 2]

I've been meeting a lot of Pisces lately.

I think it might be a sign.

[Bit 3]

12 p.m., that's noon.

12 a.m., that's midnight.

But they should probably just call it moon.

12 noon, 12 moon.

Then you could tell people,

I didn't get home last night until late after moon.

It's not a laugh, it's a thinker.

I got one quick joke for you.

[Bit 4]

What did the cat say when 60 seconds had passed?

Oh, you heard that one before.

[Bit 5]

What did the bear say when the comedian went over his time?

Wow.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupAh, so I hear Kill Tony just got back from Australia.

setupYou know what an Australian pig says?

punchlineOink, oink, oink!

tagFuck you.