Brittany Danielle

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Watch Brittany Danielle's Kill Tony episode 413 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.54 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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Hi.

[Bit 1]

So I was raised by a crack whore.

She's still sex dick for money, but she doesn't so much dabble in the crack anymore.

She's just kind of like a super cute little grandma now,

and she's super good.

Oh my gosh, she's-- or with my kids, you guys.

She's so good, y'all.

I only caught her doing a bump off the baby soft spot one time.

But like, what mom hasn't done a little baby bump, you know?

[Bit 2]

I recently had a recovered memory

when I was probably like 12 of my mom's friends

screaming at her like, you're just a whore.

All you'll ever be is a whore.

And my mom responded by saying, at least I'm

smart enough to get paid, honey, you're just a slut.

Burn, right?

[Bit 3]

And that's when I realized why my mom always treats me

like I'm dumb.

But, jokes on her, 'cause I get paid in the validation

that she never gave to me, so.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I was raised by a crack whore.

punchlineShe's still sex dick for money, but she doesn't so much dabble in the crack anymore.