Mike Angle

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Watch Mike Angle's Kill Tony episode 413 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.83 punch density, 2.67 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.83 punch density·2.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

I dated this lady.

I know, amazing, right?

[Bit 2]

I dated a lady who had a thigh portrait tattoo

of a celebrity face.

Jeff Goldblum, that's right.

Jeffrey Goldblum from the movie "The Fly"

Independence Day, "Jurassic Park," "Jurassic Park II,"

the lost world, "Colin," the sequel, "The Coming of Christ."

You guys know Jeffrey Goldblum, okay?

You know him, you love him.

[Bit 3]

It did make sex difficult, okay?

I had to be in a hunched over kisses technique.

I could not be in a power splay, okay?

If I did, there was Jeffy G's face staring at my face.

And I was afraid that tattoo would become sentient one day

and he would say his classic line

from the motion picture, Jurassic Park.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI dated this lady.

punchlineI know, amazing, right?