Isabella Carrozza

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Watch Isabella Carrozza's Kill Tony episode 531 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.22 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.33 tag density

What up?

[Bit 1]

I just visited my hometown in New Jersey.

I had to tell my Italian Catholic mother that I'm a stripper.

She was like, "Isabella, you're selling your soul."

I was like, "Mom, that's not what I'm selling."

I don't know.

[Bit 2]

It's--my friends from high school are, like,

engaged to be married right now, you know?

It's not where I thought I would be.

The guys I date are like, "Oh, she's crazy,"

but, like, I tell them from the first date,

"I'm Italian. I'm from New Jersey.

I'm a stripper. I'm trying to become a comedian

before my knees give out."

And still they act confused.

Like, who slashed my tires?

I don't know.

[Bit 3]

They ask me dumb questions.

Like, what that mouth do?

ruin your life. That's...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just visited my hometown in New Jersey.

setupI had to tell my Italian Catholic mother that I'm a stripper.

setupShe was like, "Isabella, you're selling your soul."

punchlineI was like, "Mom, that's not what I'm selling."