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KILL TONY #531 - KIM CONGDON + SARA WEINSHENK

2021-11-16

Nicole Tran

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Watch Nicole Tran's Kill Tony episode 531 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·4.14 bits/set·4.71 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.21 tag density·7 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

I'm from Vietnam.

Please excuse me the way I speak.

There are some letters in the English language

that I cannot pronounce.

I could tell you which one they are,

but I cannot pronounce them.

[Bit 2]

When I was a kid, we played ding dong ditch.

We did not hail the bell,

we just ditch our friend ding dong.

This is what happened when you bought thing as garacels.

[Bit 3]

I have a porcelain wind chime.

Sounds like classical music.

My neighbor has a metal wind chime.

King, bing, bong, king.

It sounds like roll call back in my high school.

[Bit 4]

When I was a kid.

My family and I always had picnic at the beach.

The seagulls were annoying,

But so tasty.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm from Vietnam.

setupPlease excuse me the way I speak.

setupThere are some letters in the English language

setupthat I cannot pronounce.

setupI could tell you which one they are,

punchlinebut I cannot pronounce them.