Yonder

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Watch Yonder's Kill Tony episode 562 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.61 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.70 punch density·0.17 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Hello, my name is Yonder and I don't mean to brag,

but I know where the clitoris is

and I'm prepared to prove it.

[Bit 2]

I look like Jesus if he turned the water

into Blue Mountain Dew.

I look like Jesus if he said to his disciples,

follow me on Instagram.

I look like Jesus if he turned two fish

and a loaf of bread into enough food

to feed a multitude and ate it all himself.

I look like Jesus if instead of being nailed to a cross,

he nailed his cousin.

[Bit 3]

All of the best foods for you are all named after body parts.

Ear of corn.

Head of lettuce.

Pussy.

Wagga Wagga!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup- Hello, my name is Yonder and I don't mean to brag,

punchlinebut I know where the clitoris is

tagand I'm prepared to prove it.