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2022-06-21

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Watch Michael Ridley's Kill Tony episode 562 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.48 punch density, 1.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.75 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.22 tag density·4 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.48 punch density·1.40 tag density

-Yo, what the fuck is good, Vulcan?

[Bit 1]

You guys been watching "Love on the Spectrum,"

U.S. Season 1.

Yo, those autistic girls are hot, dude.

And I know I'm in the runnings with him, too,

because my younger brother's autistic,

so I know in my gene pool,

I was like two big spin clicks away.

You know what I mean?

I was--I was that close.

I'm watching this show with my wife.

I'm like, "I would fuck her.

"I would clap those cheeks.

"I want to see the autistic titties.

I want to see them."

I know that I'm that much of a piece of shit

that I would slither my way onto that set.

I thought I got a big pot for being on Kill Tony, dude.

Could you imagine if I was on Love on the Spectrum?

All right, I had a whole character to go in,

but I ran out of time.

- Let's go, go for it.

- Okay, I'll finish it, okay.

- There you go.

[Bit 2]

- This is Michael, he's 29 years old.

He likes Legos and he's scared of black people.

Hi.

Are you familiar with Mark Hamill's work on Batman,

the animated series from the 1990s?

I'm a big fan of Mark Hamill's Joker from Batman,

the animated series from the 1990s.

Would you like to hear my Joker impression

from Batman the Animated Series from the 1990s?

Hello, Tony.

I'm pretty sure I'm autistic

'cause I can do that impression.

- All right. There you go.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupYou guys been watching "Love on the Spectrum,"

setupU.S. Season 1.

punchlineYo, those autistic girls are hot, dude.