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All right, so like I was saying,

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I heard Joe Rogan admit that he could suck his own dick

a few weeks back on his podcast. Now he said he doesn't actually suck it because

that would be gay, but he knows he can do it because he gets his face right up

beside it. Now of course I'm paraphrasing, but he gets his face right up beside, he

grabs it and gives himself a little smack on the cheek. Little smack on the cheek.

Just to start his day off nice, you know. And that's his penis and that's his

So now I'm on a strict Joe Rogan workout regimen.

I'm losing weight fast in the motherfucker.

My girlfriend says she likes the way it feels

when it's in her mouth,

and I'm trying to see what that's like.

So when I get down now,

I know I'm gonna do a real good job for myself.

And when I come in my mouth,

I'm gonna imagine that Tony is in the corner,

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setupI heard Joe Rogan admit that he could suck his own dick

setupa few weeks back on his podcast. Now he said he doesn't actually suck it because

setupthat would be gay, but he knows he can do it because he gets his face right up

setupbeside it. Now of course I'm paraphrasing, but he gets his face right up beside, he

setupgrabs it and gives himself a little smack on the cheek. Little smack on the cheek.

setupJust to start his day off nice, you know. And that's his penis and that's his

punchlineSo now I'm on a strict Joe Rogan workout regimen.

tagI'm losing weight fast in the motherfucker.