Rachel McMillan

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Watch Rachel McMillan's Kill Tony episode 562 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.88 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.62 punch density·0.08 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.88 punch density·0.17 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I really love my boyfriend.

The problem is, my husband is a jealous asshole.

We don't have to share everything.

[Bit 2]

I'm sober, so now I love anal.

My friend was asking me the other week,

"What was your drink of choice?"

Heroin.

One of the weirdest things about getting sober,

you find out you have kids.

[Bit 3]

They say that alcoholism is genetic.

Growing up, my uncles had needles all over their house.

To this day, a pincushion is a big trigger for them,

[Bit 4]

But I grew up privileged.

When I was born, everybody got a silver spoon.

But they could heat up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I really love my boyfriend.

punchlineThe problem is, my husband is a jealous asshole.

tagWe don't have to share everything.