Kimberly Weddle

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Watch Kimberly Weddle's Kill Tony episode 562 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density

- What's up, Vulcan?

[Bit 1]

Any Garth Brooks fans here tonight?

I hear he has friends in low places.

They gotta be the ones helping him hide the bodies.

[Bit 2]

I'm an artist. I also have a lot of tattoos. People will often ask me if I'm a tattoo artist

or if I've ever thought about becoming one. I think it's kind of cool, but I like to hang

my art up. I'd hate to give my art the opportunity to hang itself one day. All that hard work

and dedication. Six feet in the ground. Maybe cremated and tossed in the woods somewhere.

Oh my God.

[Bit 3]

Sometimes I identify as a man.

But only when I'm ordering food and they ask for my name,

I always say, Alex, it's way shorter than Kimberly.

And then my husband feels obligated to go get the food

when it's ready.

Thank you, Alex.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAny Garth Brooks fans here tonight?

setupI hear he has friends in low places.

punchlineThey gotta be the ones helping him hide the bodies.