Steven Hairston

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hey, so we all have heard of the saying,

drunk is a skunk, right?

Man, skunks are not fucking drunk.

You ever smelled a skunk?

That motherfucker just took a fat ass bong rip

right in your backyard.

That motherfucker smells like weed.

All the time.

[Bit 2]

What's up with light beer?

It weighs just the same amount as every other beer,

so that's just crazy, man.

[Bit 3]

So I put this bulletproof vest on today just, you know,

because I'm DEA and y'all are all going to prison so yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A skunk's smell could be evidence of heavy marijuana use instead of drunkenness.”

Joke Type

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setupHey, so we all have heard of the saying,

setupdrunk is a skunk, right?

setupMan, skunks are not fucking drunk.

setupYou ever smelled a skunk?

punchlineThat motherfucker just took a fat ass bong rip

tagright in your backyard.

tagThat motherfucker smells like weed.

tagAll the time.