2025-10-21

Set 9 · Episode 740

Jordan Yates

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·4.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.29 punch density·4.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I got married this year and I'm, quite frankly,

lucky my wife is still with me, you know?

'Cause I tried to shave my beard off recently, you know?

And she doesn't like to stubble.

You ladies know about the stubble?

'Cause I went in for a little smooch and she was like,

"Mmm, it's rough.

"It's coarse.

"It's itchy and I hate it."

But have y'all ever had a deal with a little lady's double before?

Come on, fellas.

There you go. You know what I'm talking about.

You know when you're trying to visit the roses and you get the thorns?

It's like trying to peach through a cheese grater.

I'm just down there trying to get some delicious fruit.

Meanwhile, my lips are getting the parmesan treatment.

I mean, they're like the fucking Olive Garden waiter,

like, "Say when, baby?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Pubic stubble is like cheese grating because both scrape flesh.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI got married this year and I'm, quite frankly,

setuplucky my wife is still with me, you know?

setup'Cause I tried to shave my beard off recently, you know?

setupAnd she doesn't like to stubble.

setupYou ladies know about the stubble?

setup'Cause I went in for a little smooch and she was like,

setup"Mmm, it's rough.

setup"It's coarse.

setup"It's itchy and I hate it."

setupBut have y'all ever had a deal with a little lady's double before?

setupYou know when you're trying to visit the roses and you get the thorns?

punchlineIt's like trying to peach through a cheese grater.

tagI'm just down there trying to get some delicious fruit.

tagMeanwhile, my lips are getting the parmesan treatment.

tagI mean, they're like the fucking Olive Garden waiter,

taglike, "Say when, baby?"