Set 10 · Episode 723
Cameron Illeg
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·1.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.30 tag density·3 sets
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.63 punch density·1.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
-My girlfriend -- My girlfriend's mad at me
because she said -- She said, "Hypothetically,
if we had a daughter and our daughter started OnlyFans,
would you be upset about that?"
And I said, "Yes, I would."
And then she yelled at me.
She said, "That's because you're not progressive for women."
And I said, "Listen, bitch...
It's the opposite. I'm the progressive one.
You think our daughter is only good for her big tits.
I think...
I think my daughter could be whatever she wants to be.
My daughter could dream. My daughter could be a lawyer.
My daughter could be a pilot for spirit.
My daughter...
My daughter could be a surgeon, not mine, but somebody's.
You know, I have big hopes for her, you know?
And I just think it's weird because your daughter is 50% you.
You know, so if your daughter has the only fans, then it's like...
This is not how I wanted to start a family business. That's what I wanted to do
You know, but your daughter's that's why I think it's okay. If your son has an only fans
I would be fine with that if my son had an only fans
That's okay because if my son can sell our penis
Godspeed brother I
Have been trying to give this thing away for free my whole life. How did you?
How did you figure this out? All right. Thank you
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Rejecting a daughter's OnlyFans implies anti-feminism, but reveals broader ambition.”
Joke Type
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setup-My girlfriend -- My girlfriend's mad at me
setupbecause she said -- She said, "Hypothetically,
setupif we had a daughter and our daughter started OnlyFans,
setupwould you be upset about that?"
setupAnd I said, "Yes, I would."
setupAnd then she yelled at me.
setupShe said, "That's because you're not progressive for women."
setupAnd I said, "Listen, bitch...
setupIt's the opposite. I'm the progressive one.
punchlineYou think our daughter is only good for her big tits.