Set 8 · Episode 723
Jenny Fitz
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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.20 punch density·0.20 tag density·Medium Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- I feel like open mics are a lot like middle-aged sex.
They last three to six minutes,
and if you go all sex,
you're probably trying out some new stuff.
[Bit 2]
I got divorced a couple years ago,
and I started dating a guy 20 years younger than I am.
You guys, when he first brought up birth control,
I was like, "Oh, my God.
He thinks I still have a period."
That is so flattering.
[Bit 3]
But I can't have any more kids.
I have three kids.
I have three kids.
And being a parent as a Gen Xer is kind of tough
because we weren't really parented.
I realized I was ordering out too much
when Uber Eats figured out my custody schedule.
[Bit 4]
Okay, so the world is so politically correct now.
I'm afraid that my kids are gonna say some racist shit like by accident.
'Cause the other day, one of my kids said to me, "I used to be friends with this Indian
girl on the bus, but I'm not friends with her anymore.
Not just because she's Indian, just because she doesn't ride that bus anymore."
I said, "Buddy, I don't think you meant that first just."
Okay, we're not racist.
If anybody's racist, it's the school.
They're the ones who put her on a different bus.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“An open mic is like middle-aged sex because both involve short experiments.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setup- I feel like open mics are a lot like middle-aged sex.
setupThey last three to six minutes,
setupand if you go all sex,
punchlineyou're probably trying out some new stuff.