Rachel McMillan

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 14:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

>> I'm adopted.

I was raised by white people, but I'm Mexican.

I'm not sure if I came with any papers,

so my favorite sport is cross country.

[Bit 2]

Because I'm Mexican, my mom taught me how

to mow a lawn before she taught me about safe sex.

That's why I have two kids and a bald pussy.

[Bit 3]

Growing up, my dad would punish me by spanking me with his fraternity paddle.

Now I can't come without being hazed, but I can read classical Greek.

[Bit 4]

My family, they love Disney World. They've been to Disney World like eight times.

They've even been to the Disney World in Japan,

but they're getting a little out of control.

They have a transgender whale now.

They named him Maybe Dick.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"cross country" can mean distance running or border crossing.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup>> I'm adopted.

setupI was raised by white people, but I'm Mexican.

setupI'm not sure if I came with any papers,

punchlineso my favorite sport is cross country.