Rudy Ventura

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.20 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 37:30 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Guys, I just have some great news.

I just had my first baby recently.

Well, I don't know what you guys are clapping for.

I didn't say I was gonna raise him,

[Bit 2]

She's crazy since I had my son, to be honest.

Like, before I had my son,

I was a raging alcoholic,

and now I'm just an alcoholic.

Because I got to go home to him after this shit, you know

like before I used to like I used to get real fucked up and

Then I'd have to like have to figure out like don't want to get fucked up my homeboys or don't want to get fucked up

My son

Or should I get fucked up my son and then go see my homeboys like either way

I don't want him drinking at home by himself

[Bit 3]

No, but you know, it's crazy a lot of people tell me I look Indian or Arabic and

And growing up, I could never tell the difference between them, to be honest.

Like, they told me Indians have red dots on their forehead

because of their religion, you know?

They're Hindu.

And Arabs do too, but it's not because of their religion.

Those guys don't realize that they have one till after they're dead.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Announcing a baby implies responsible fatherhood, but reveals possible abandonment.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupGuys, I just have some great news.

setupI just had my first baby recently.

setupWell, I don't know what you guys are clapping for.

punchlineI didn't say I was gonna raise him,