Tatum Rayleigh

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.63 punch density·1.60 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·1.63 punch density·1.60 tag density

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[Bit 1]

My marriage is on the rocks. The other day I saw what no good wife should see.

I walked in on my husband, excuse me,

I walked in on my husband, wiping his ass,

and that motherfucker was standing up.

Why?

I don't know, how long has he been doing that?

Is that why there's fucking keister cable

all on the toilet seat?

I've been trying to solve that riddle for six years.

And you wanna know the fucked up part?

Is someone had to have taught him how to do that?

No, I saw that form.

That form was passed down from generations.

He must come from a long line of fucking fecal flickers.

Who care about no one but themselves,

leaving their cracked crumbs for the rest of us

to deal with the crafter math, if you will.

And you don't know hell until you sat on a toilet

at 3 a.m. and thought, did somebody go to the fucking beach?

Whose goddamn stand is this?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Seeing a husband in the bathroom implies infidelity, but reveals standing while wiping.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMy marriage is on the rocks. The other day I saw what no good wife should see.

setupI walked in on my husband, wiping his ass,

punchlineand that motherfucker was standing up.

tagWhy?

tagI don't know, how long has he been doing that?