2024-05-28

Set 6 · Episode 665

Dubs General

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

I'm afraid of retarded people.

When I was growing up, my mom worked at a place.

We called it the helmet place,

'cause everybody had on helmets.

My dad would drop me off at my mom's job and say,

"Go and get your mama."

You know how scary it is at nine years old

when you hear this sound?

It's okay, they not in here.

The reason why I'm really afraid of retarded people

is because I watched the movie The Goonies.

Anybody else?

Just me?

If you didn't, hey you guys.

Y'all know the retarded people,

the strongest people on earth.

I was watching this retarded porn, don't judge me.

And the dude was jacking off

and he ripped his whole dick off.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Fear of people with intellectual disabilities implies a traumatic encounter, but reveals a children's movie as the cause.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI'm afraid of retarded people.

setupWhen I was growing up, my mom worked at a place.

setupWe called it the helmet place,

setup'cause everybody had on helmets.

setupMy dad would drop me off at my mom's job and say,

setup"Go and get your mama."

setupYou know how scary it is at nine years old

setupwhen you hear this sound?

setupThe reason why I'm really afraid of retarded people

setupis because I watched the movie The Goonies.

punchlineIf you didn't, hey you guys.