2024-09-03

Set 3 · Episode 679

Austin Ingalls

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Career avg·4.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.37 tag density·2 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.29 punch density·0.40 tag density

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Skips to 23:49 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I've followed Ben dozens of times.

He's never gotten a fucking pop like that before.

Holy shit, that's impressive, wow.

[Bit 2]

I didn't think anything would ever be as awkward

as my dad handing me my first condom.

That experience is nothing compared to what happened

the other day.

I was over at my friend's house

as I was leaving to hand me boner pills,

blue shoes to be exact.

He said, "These blue shoes are the greatest thing ever.

They always work."

I said, "Yeah, why do you think I'm leaving?

You're hard right now."

[Bit 3]

I just hate when those commercials say

if your erection lasts longer than four hours,

you gotta go see a doctor.

Great, now I have to go fuck him too.

[Bit 4]

I have a friend who's a doctor,

and every year he offers me free prostate exams,

and I should take him up on it,

but he's an optometrist.

No wonder I keep getting pink eye.

[Bit 5]

I'm from the Midwest,

so I'm from a small blue collar family.

My mom was especially blue-clouder, even a little redneck,

only because my dad couldn't stop choking her.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Following a comic repeatedly implies familiar crowd response, but reveals unprecedented applause.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI've followed Ben dozens of times.

punchlineHe's never gotten a fucking pop like that before.

tagHoly shit, that's impressive, wow.