Brian Says

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[Bit 1]

I just found out I'm going to be a father.

It's court ordered.

Court ordered.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, it's me. I had a crazy day today. I got dead named earlier today.

Do y'all know what dead naming is? All right, all right, it's fine.

Big crowd, I'll let you know. So if you're not aware of dead naming,

it's a term that was adopted by the transgender community.

But it's when somebody refers to you by your old name rather than the name you are now.

So I got dead named earlier today. I was walking up the street,

and I bumped into this white guy and he said, "Hey, watch it, nigger."

And I was like, "Whoa, my name's Brian now.

It's not nigger anymore, buddy.

Come on.

Jeez, what are you, transphobic?

[Bit 3]

If you guys are wondering, I can tell that joke.

I have a black friend, so.

I can tell that joke, I believe.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Becoming a father implies family news, but reveals legal compulsion.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just found out I'm going to be a father.

punchlineIt's court ordered.

tagCourt ordered.