2024-09-03
Set 5 · Episode 679
Ernest Evans Sr.
Bucket PullManBlackLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density
Watch Ernest Evans Sr.’s set
Skips to 42:19 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- Man, my name sucked growing up as a kid.
Ernest.
'Cause you meet a nigga named Ernest in his 40s.
Come with a goddamn two divorces,
drive around, and a gray beard.
Niggas named Ernest come out the pussy a uncle.
Give him bad advice.
Go ahead, jump off that bridge, it ain't gonna hurt.
[Bit 2]
Because how many kids you know right now named Ernest?
None.
I have to have a son and name him after me
Just so I can say I know another nigga named Ernest.
[Bit 3]
But my son hates that name.
He's like, "Dad, how come you can name anything
"black or urban ethnic like Jamal,
"Ke'Andre, De'Ante?"
I said, "Simple, son.
"Those niggas don't get hired."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“An old-man name becomes so extreme that babies are uncles.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setup- Man, my name sucked growing up as a kid.
setupErnest.
setup'Cause you meet a nigga named Ernest in his 40s.
setupCome with a goddamn two divorces,
setupdrive around, and a gray beard.
punchlineNiggas named Ernest come out the pussy a uncle.
tagGive him bad advice.
tagGo ahead, jump off that bridge, it ain't gonna hurt.