Justin Gvernalley

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.39 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 50:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I served in the Marine Corps.

Yeah, thank me for my service bro, what the fuck?

[Bit 2]

You fucking, I served during Don't Ask Don't Tell.

And it changed me man.

Like I went in as a young, weak boy

and I came out of there as a strong, confident, gay man.

[Bit 3]

I wish I could say it was the combat that made me hard.

But it wasn't the combat, it was the group showers.

[Bit 4]

There's any Marines out there, I know you got my six.

Don't worry, I got your nine, brother.

[Bit 5]

You couldn't be gay in the military,

but they'll like touch you in the shower,

like Marines will grab your penis and you're like,

"Hey, it's kinda weird.

"I feel like I should tell someone, right?"

So you try and tell your sergeant, you're like,

"Hey, Sergeant Mendoza touched me."

And he's like, "What?

"That's crazy.

"Where?

"Show me."

And I'm like, "Step-Sgt. No."

He's like, "You know what, Marine?

Show me on me where he touched you."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Military service implies humility, but reveals gratitude entitlement.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I served in the Marine Corps.

punchlineYeah, thank me for my service bro, what the fuck?