Eric Gallegos

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·0.50 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- I was recently told that I looked like Skrillex.

If the drop came on the downs beat.

I mean, I think I look more like Skrillex

if he ate Jackie Chan,

[Bit 2]

Unless you love Molly.

Yes, good old Molly.

As I like to call it, sneaky fentanyl.

[Bit 3]

I was recently watching a news segment about a blind guy that kept stabbing people with

his walking stick.

The news reporters were like, "Innocent stabbings or felon killer?"

[Bit 4]

You guys, I have a sister and she loves to play with guns.

I had a sister who loved to play with.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"downbeat" sounds like "Down's beat", and "Down's beat" fits because it signals Down syndrome.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setup- I was recently told that I looked like Skrillex.

punchlineIf the drop came on the downs beat.

tagI mean, I think I look more like Skrillex

tagif he ate Jackie Chan,