Andrew Hack

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.23 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

However, I'm a little sad.

A couple years ago we lost my favorite comic.

He was a legend.

So I thought I would do an impression of him

for y'all tonight.

When I was a little Jewish boy,

my mother always told me to eat my fruits and vegetables.

But I don't think she had in mind

The sloppy, disgusting, filthy,

threesome with Tony Hingecliff and Fiona Cauley.

I've never seen this many black men on a stage

since Tony Hingecliff tried to buy slaves.

And look at this beautiful audience.

I haven't seen this many pieces of garbage

since Tony Hinchcliffe and I took a trip to Puerto Rico.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A mother telling her child to eat fruits and vegetables implies healthy eating, but reveals a sexual threesome.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHowever, I'm a little sad.

setupA couple years ago we lost my favorite comic.

setupHe was a legend.

setupSo I thought I would do an impression of him

setupfor y'all tonight.

setupWhen I was a little Jewish boy,

setupmy mother always told me to eat my fruits and vegetables.

setupBut I don't think she had in mind

setupThe sloppy, disgusting, filthy,

punchlinethreesome with Tony Hingecliff and Fiona Cauley.