Jordan Shelby

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[Bit 1]

I'm 29.

If I've learned anything in my life,

it's that the saying is true.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man how to fish,

and two years later, he'll fuck your girlfriend.

This joke is for Steven.

[Bit 2]

You guys ever think about what white gang signs

would look like?

Oh, what's up motherfucker?

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh, you're on the wrong block, bitch.

Oh.

Kick your fucking ass, brother.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A fish proverb implies self-sufficiency, but reveals stealing a girlfriend.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm 29.

setupIf I've learned anything in my life,

setupit's that the saying is true.

setupGive a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

setupTeach a man how to fish,

punchlineand two years later, he'll fuck your girlfriend.

tagThis joke is for Steven.