Josh Sussman

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[Bit 1]

The intern, Josh Sussman. So I was adopted at six years old, and adoption

is a lot like a box of chocolates. It's mostly leftovers. I mean, your choices are

typically dark or darker. Never any white chocolate. It's fine. But lately I've been

[Bit 2]

I've been really connecting with my roots, right? Like I've been working on my

impressions. This is an impression of LGBT MLK. I had a dream. That dream was

It was pretty gay.

It was a gay dream.

It's not great.

It was not great.

[Bit 3]

But, you know, I have worked a lot of strange jobs as well.

I used to work with mentally handicapped orphans.

It's a true story.

And now I work with the Legion of Skanks.

Some things never change.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Adoption is like chocolates because both are mostly dark leftovers.”

Joke Type

analogy

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setupThe intern, Josh Sussman. So I was adopted at six years old, and adoption

setupis a lot like a box of chocolates. It's mostly leftovers. I mean, your choices are

punchlinetypically dark or darker. Never any white chocolate. It's fine. But lately I've been