2025-11-11

Set 7 · Episode 743

Soda Pop

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.25 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 1:07:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just left that dump they call Knoxville.

Let me tell you guys, that place is dirty.

I mean, there's trash and garbage all over the place.

Everywhere I go, everywhere I look,

the streets are literally riddled with litter.

But not here, though.

Mm-mm, not in Boston.

As a matter of fact, ever since I've shown up,

I haven't seen one Puerto Rican.

[Bit 2]

You know, I'm working on my own.

I got a therapist now.

Come to find out I got this whole multi-personality

schizo for anything going on.

So, you know, I got that going for me.

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Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“City cleanliness implies sanitation, but reveals no Puerto Ricans.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just left that dump they call Knoxville.

setupLet me tell you guys, that place is dirty.

setupI mean, there's trash and garbage all over the place.

setupEverywhere I go, everywhere I look,

setupthe streets are literally riddled with litter.

setupBut not here, though.

setupAs a matter of fact, ever since I've shown up,

punchlineI haven't seen one Puerto Rican.