2025-11-11

Set 3 · Episode 743

Thomas LaMountain

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·2.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I just got a new cat.

She got my first cat actually.

She's a beautiful orange cat named her Macaroni

after my favorite kind of necklace.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, she's a great cat, I love it,

but she's my first cat so I'm still trying to figure out

like how to raise her.

So I decided to raise her the way that I was raised,

so like every morning I just call her a pussy

and remind her I wanted a dog, you know?

[Bit 3]

She's been doing this weird thing though

where Macaroni's been throwing up a lot,

which I think is weird 'cause

who does she need to look skinny for, right?

You know?

It's just weird, you know?

Is there like a tomcat calling her Garfield or something?

But she is, it is weird though 'cause like,

before she throws up, she has like a different meow

before she throws up, you know?

Like usually when she throws up,

or usually when she meows, she's like meow,

you know, cats, right?

But before she throws up,

she kinda like revs it like that, you know?

But before she like throws up, she kinda like revs it up,

like, (imitates meowing)

which I don't know, it's weird,

but like it is kinda comforting to know that even cats

are like, oh fuck, no, no, no, no, no,

fuck, I'm gonna throw up.

So I can just hold back her ears,

"I got you, girl. Come on, get it out.

Get it out, you pussy, you know?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Macaroni implies pasta, but reveals necklace jewelry.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just got a new cat.

setupShe got my first cat actually.

setupShe's a beautiful orange cat named her Macaroni

punchlineafter my favorite kind of necklace.