
KT #718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
2025-05-13
Set 9 · Episode 718
Alex O'Brien
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.45 punch density·0.67 tag density
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Y'all are beautiful first class Hire Dollar. I'm gonna be like Nick Cage. I'm gonna be
gone in 60 seconds y'all. Ma'am, you know what your problem is? Not shit, nothing. You're
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you. Bank robbers and playing hinders. My grandma used to say playing hinders. Oh, we're
hinders, y'all playing hinders, which meant inappropriately touching something as a kid
from another person. Now, we didn't play hinders, but we did play doctor a little bit. We got
to play doctor a little bit. We'd be like, "Oh, is your elbow hurt? Let me get some aloe
rub that on there real quick. Your low back hurt. Get some aloe on the doctor. Rub that
on. Make it feel good." Make me think about hinders. As I'm an adult, I think hinders
might have been fucking butt stuff. And I think my grandma might have been into that
a little bit, she'd be asking us to play hinders. I tell you that to tell you this, the bank
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robber situation. Bank robber situation is, some of y'all men know about this, is when
you're tucked in your waistband, your opportunity is looking straight up at you. It's goddamn
robbing a bank, just put the fucking money in the bag. Oh my god, it's a dangerous thing
to have. So you're playing hinders, you're putting the money in the bag, it's a great
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“"gone in 60 seconds" can mean a movie title or leaving a short set quickly.”
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setupY'all are beautiful first class Hire Dollar. I'm gonna be like Nick Cage. I'm gonna be
punchlinegone in 60 seconds y'all. Ma'am, you know what your problem is? Not shit, nothing. You're