Chaddo

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.23 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.22 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 34:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

It's been a rough week.

My son, he came out to me as trans this week.

He said, "Dad, I think I'd be happy if I was a woman."

I said, "Son, I've never met a happy woman."

[Bit 2]

I almost recently died also the last couple weeks.

I woke up in the hospital, my wife was next to me crying.

I thought, well, this is the woman who's been there for me.

I finally got somebody I can be there for and trust.

And she's like, Chad, please don't die.

I can't get Hulu on the TV.

[Bit 3]

We have a lot of animals,

but I have this one little girl dog

who keeps getting out of the fence every time I put her in the backyard.

And every time she does, she gets fucking pregnant.

Yeah.

So I've been putting a little Plan B in her dog food.

I used to wake up and step in dog shit and be really mad.

Now I wake up in the middle of the night stepping something like,

"God, I hope that's dog shit."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Becoming a woman for happiness implies fulfillment, but reveals women are unhappy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIt's been a rough week.

setupMy son, he came out to me as trans this week.

setupHe said, "Dad, I think I'd be happy if I was a woman."

punchlineI said, "Son, I've never met a happy woman."