2024-05-28

Set 7 · Episode 665

Josh Castro

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.75 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·2.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I believe in conspiracy theories,

but I have friends that believe in weirder

conspiracy theories, so I always try to out-conspire them,

you know what I mean?

Fight fire with fire.

They always tell me weirder conspiracy theories.

They tell me, "Josh, did you know that the earth is flat?"

And that's what I tell them with, what's what I him with.

Yeah, but did you know that the Olsen twins

Killed Bob Saget.

Think about it.

Everything they touch dies.

Their career, their appetite,

Heath Ledger,

oh, sorry, a lot of Full House fans.

[Bit 2]

I also believe in another dumb conspiracy theory.

I don't believe that Stevie Wonder is really blind.

Think about it.

He's been telling us in his songs this whole time.

♪ Isn't she lovely ♪

♪ How would he know ♪

♪ Very superstitious ♪

♪ Right he know ♪

How would he know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Countering a conspiracy theory implies a more credible argument, but reveals a wilder celebrity murder conspiracy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI believe in conspiracy theories,

setupbut I have friends that believe in weirder

setupconspiracy theories, so I always try to out-conspire them,

setupThey always tell me weirder conspiracy theories.

setupThey tell me, "Josh, did you know that the earth is flat?"

setupAnd that's what I tell them with, what's what I him with.

setupYeah, but did you know that the Olsen twins

punchlineKilled Bob Saget.

tagThink about it.

tagEverything they touch dies.

tagTheir career, their appetite,

tagHeath Ledger,

tagoh, sorry, a lot of Full House fans.