Zach Hollis

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Career avg·7.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·1.14 punch density·0.14 tag density·1 set

This set·7 bits·7 beats·1.14 punch density·0.14 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 46:29 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- The other day, my smartwatch notified me

that I was having a fantastic workout.

I was taking a shit.

[Bit 2]

I don't think I could ever have a normal job,

'cause every time I tighten that tie,

my dick gets hard.

[Bit 3]

I'm getting into BDSM lately,

or at least that's what my girl tells the cops.

[Bit 4]

Sometimes I fantasize about orgies, so they don't let me near schools anymore.

[Bit 5]

I think I'm pretty good at flirting, but it's hard to tell between all their muffled screams, you know?

[Bit 6]

I don't like to waste leftovers, so I always eat the fetus afterwards.

[Bit 7]

Why do people fantasize about having a zombie apocalypse?

You could eat people right now.

Like, you don't have to wait, man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A smartwatch praising a workout implies exercise, but reveals defecation.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- The other day, my smartwatch notified me

setupthat I was having a fantastic workout.

punchlineI was taking a shit.