Set 3 · Episode 700
Bobby T
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 33:45 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- I drove 18 straight hours to get here tonight.
I partied hard last night,
went at it till wee hours of the morning.
I still got the taste of regret in my mouth.
That being said, do you know what an 80-year-old woman's pussy tastes like?
>> Yeah.
>> Depends, depends.
[Bit 2]
>> My brother and I, we both come from the same small town.
So he doesn't understand why I got upset when he bought my eight-year-old son a
shotgun for his birthday without my permission.
He explained the getters from him, and
my son could use the shotgun at my discretion.
So two months later, it's my nephew's birthday, his 16th.
I bought him a present.
He opened it in front of the whole family.
It was a classic 1992 dirty magazine
with three black guys fucking a white girl
in the back of the El Camino stuffed in every hole.
I looked at him and said, "The gift is from me.
"He can use it at your discretion."
Name of that magazine, "Boys Under Her Hood."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Depends" can mean uncertainty or adult diapers.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setup- I drove 18 straight hours to get here tonight.
setupI partied hard last night,
setupwent at it till wee hours of the morning.
setupI still got the taste of regret in my mouth.
setupThat being said, do you know what an 80-year-old woman's pussy tastes like?
setup>> Yeah.
punchline>> Depends, depends.