Set 1 · Episode 700
Macy Yo
Bucket Pull
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I grew up in Alaska back in the 80s.
Yeah, they used to tell us all the time that we were going to get nuked.
All the time they would be like, "Hey, if the Russians drop a nuke on us, jump under
your desk."
Even as like a first grader, I was like, "That's fucking dumb."
And then I smoked weed and I found out why they tell you that.
There's this Japanese dude and he had to go to work out of town and he had to go to Hiroshima
and he saw a big flash and he was like, "Oh shit."
And he jumped under his desk and he survived.
And then like a couple days later he had to go back home to his hometown in Nagasaki.
Yeah, he saw it again.
He was like, "Oh, fuck," and jumped under his desk again.
So I was all high and I was like,
"How come we don't just build big desks over our houses?"
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“Big desks could be home nuclear shelters.”
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setupI grew up in Alaska back in the 80s.
setupYeah, they used to tell us all the time that we were going to get nuked.
setupAll the time they would be like, "Hey, if the Russians drop a nuke on us, jump under
setupyour desk."
setupEven as like a first grader, I was like, "That's fucking dumb."
setupAnd then I smoked weed and I found out why they tell you that.
setupThere's this Japanese dude and he had to go to work out of town and he had to go to Hiroshima
setupand he saw a big flash and he was like, "Oh shit."
setupAnd he jumped under his desk and he survived.
setupAnd then like a couple days later he had to go back home to his hometown in Nagasaki.
setupYeah, he saw it again.
setupHe was like, "Oh, fuck," and jumped under his desk again.
setupSo I was all high and I was like,
punchline"How come we don't just build big desks over our houses?"