Set 7 · Episode 700
Ty Marion
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.96 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.25 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- This summer I was dating a black chick,
Ski, hee!
I know that's surprising for some
because I've been told I look like I gotta pay for sex,
but I don't understand why you would pay for something
that you can just go take.
[Bit 2]
Anyways, my newbie and princess and I,
we wanted to spice up our sex life,
so we got these little cards
to tell you what to do to one another,
but they were crazy.
One night, I got one that said,
"Tie up your partner and whip them."
And with that racial dynamic, I was hesitant.
I fucking did it.
When it was done, I asked her how it was, and she was like,
shit, it wasn't that bad, and I kind of liked it.
But why did you keep calling me Toby?
[Bit 3]
She used to make me so mad, though,
because she was late for everything.
And then she explained to me there's this thing called
colored people time.
I said, all right, for future reference, then,
Can you explain to me exactly how long
a cotton picker minute is?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Paying for sex implies consensual purchase, but reveals sexual assault.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- This summer I was dating a black chick,
setupI know that's surprising for some
setupbecause I've been told I look like I gotta pay for sex,
setupbut I don't understand why you would pay for something
punchlinethat you can just go take.