Set 6 · Episode 700
Will Merrick
Bucket Pull
Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density·1 set
This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density
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[Bit 1]
This is my impression of Italian Bill Cosby.
A gabagool!
[Bit 2]
I stopped watching the news recently.
I feel like they're not talking about
the important stuff on the news.
They're never talking about how Bill Cosby's out of prison,
you know?
Never talking about how he might be Italian.
[Bit 3]
They're never talking about how Shel Silverstein
would be like the perfect name for a Jewish turtle.
[Bit 4]
Don't worry, guys.
I'm allowed to do that joke.
My mom is actually a turtle, so it's fine.
I've got the reptile past.
[Bit 5]
I'm a confused man.
A lot of the time, I don't really know what's going on much.
Either one of my friends the other day
trying to talk to me about Wyoming.
I was like, "Pretty sure his name's pronounced Yao Ming.
That's not even kind of close."
Where's the W, sir? Explain.
We're at a P.F. Chang stop, sir.
We're not gonna watch "Yellowstone."
That's ridiculous. I would never do that.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Bill Cosby could be Italian through a deli-meat catchphrase.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupThis is my impression of Italian Bill Cosby.
punchlineA gabagool!
