Set 14 · Episode 706
Daisy Hart
Bucket PullWomanSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
I've been here and everyone's been calling me Daisy Hartless lately.
I'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, boys.
You gotta be at least this tall to ride the ride."
Fuck you, guys.
[Bit 2]
Whatever guys like y'all y'all gonna be jealous. I am new to comedy though
I hear you gotta eat a lot of dicks to be good at comedy
so
Y'all can start calling me little kamikaze
It's hard to be this bad
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Rejecting short men could be enforcing a height requirement.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI've been here and everyone's been calling me Daisy Hartless lately.
setupI'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, boys.
punchlineYou gotta be at least this tall to ride the ride."
tagFuck you, guys.
