Set 14 · Episode 706

Daisy Hart

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 2:39:11 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I've been here and everyone's been calling me Daisy Hartless lately.
I'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, boys.
You gotta be at least this tall to ride the ride."
Fuck you, guys.

[Bit 2]

Whatever guys like y'all y'all gonna be jealous. I am new to comedy though
I hear you gotta eat a lot of dicks to be good at comedy
so
Y'all can start calling me little kamikaze
It's hard to be this bad

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Rejecting short men could be enforcing a height requirement.

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setupI've been here and everyone's been calling me Daisy Hartless lately.
setupI'm like, "Ah, I'm sorry, boys.
punchlineYou gotta be at least this tall to ride the ride."
tagFuck you, guys.
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