Jackson Barr

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Skips to 43:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I feel sorry for anybody that's not in this arena tonight.

Kill Tony, been on what, 12 years, 700 episodes.

You guys have been through more comedians than cocaine, antidepressants, and Viagra.

[Bit 2]

I'm a little freaked out.

I'm going to be 49, 49 years old in a couple of months.

But let me tell you, I've learned a few things.

Number one, ramen noodles.

Everybody knows ramen noodles.

They taste better when you eat 'em,

'cause you want to, right?

Number two, you see two people kissing in public

with wedding rings, they're married to other people.

And number three, if it feels like more than three fingers,

you need a different psychiatrist.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Kill Tony is like drug abuse because both burn through people.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI feel sorry for anybody that's not in this arena tonight.

setupKill Tony, been on what, 12 years, 700 episodes.

punchlineYou guys have been through more comedians than cocaine, antidepressants, and Viagra.