2025-02-15

Set 2 · Episode 706

What the Hector

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.76 punch density·1.60 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.76 punch density·1.60 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 25:40 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I freaking love wrestling so much.

How about you guys?

I love wrestling so much my parents thought I was going to be gay growing up.

Posters of naked dudes all over my freaking raw, you know, freaking undertakers, stone

cold all teabagging me above my bed.

Like when are you going to get a poster of a woman's son?

So I got a poster of that one wrestler.

I remember China.

Hell yeah, like you like that shit, dad?

I guess it'll do, son.

[Bit 2]

Not very many people know China did porno.

She had the most muscular flashlight on the market.

Get your penis in a chokehold.

Extra large clitoris.

You gotta freaking finger wrestle her

to turn her on and shit.

Sometimes she don't wanna turn on.

[Bit 3]

My favorite though was wrestling on the trampoline

with my little brother.

And my favorite was the Undertaker,

'cause I'm dead inside too.

[Bit 4]

Chokeslamming my little brother,

and I would do the Tombstone.

I remember the Tombstone is pretty much a 69 standing up,

but we're on the trampoline,

I'm all, "Hell yeah, wrestling's badass."

Dad comes out, he's like, "What the hell's going on?

Finish him, the neighbors are watching, thank you."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A wrestling-obsessed bedroom could be gay.”

Joke Type

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setupI freaking love wrestling so much.

punchlineI love wrestling so much my parents thought I was going to be gay growing up.

tagPosters of naked dudes all over my freaking raw, you know, freaking undertakers, stone

tagcold all teabagging me above my bed.

tagLike when are you going to get a poster of a woman's son?