Caitlin Kay

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Skips to 15:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So, when I was younger, I was anoraxic and bulimic,

and I used to have people come up to me and say,

"Oh, my God. What are you doing?"

I was like, "I'm dying."

They're like, "Death looks great on you.

Keep doing it."

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I recently had an emotional breakdown and I know that everyone can

tell because I got these obnoxious highlights.

Have you guys ever gotten a haircut so bad your husband turns on location tracking?

[Bit 3]

I am controlling though and in my relationship,

they like to micromanage.

All that means is that my husband

microdoses mushrooms and then I manage it.

So it's great.

[Bit 4]

Also a little fun fact for you all,

the vagina walls are really strong.

They can actually crack an egg.

It's called a miscarriage over easy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Eating-disorder concern implies worry, but reveals a beauty compliment.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupSo, when I was younger, I was anoraxic and bulimic,

setupand I used to have people come up to me and say,

setup"Oh, my God. What are you doing?"

setupI was like, "I'm dying."

punchlineThey're like, "Death looks great on you.

tagKeep doing it."