2025-01-21

Set 4 · Episode 701

Dante

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 52:33 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm here with my new fiancee.

She just got us tickets,

and we got to fly out here to come see the show.

She's pretty new to my family.

She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving

for the first time.

I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister.

She was very nervous meeting the family.

So as we're all standing around doing the turkey

and passing everything, we call it a dressing.

She said, "What's the difference

between dressing and stuffing?"

I said, "Well, I'm not gonna be dressing my dick

in your ass after this."

[Bit 2]

She did like me because she said I was a fun guy,

like a mushroom.

[Bit 3]

I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.

She had told me that -- He's still laughing.

I just got it.

She told me that we were sitting in a bar,

and she bought me a drink, and she said,

"Why are you sitting in here alone?"

I said, "Well, I just got --

I just broke up with my ex.

She said I was too kinky for her.

And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up

with my ex too.

He said that I was too kinky.

And so one thing led to another.

I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky.

So we go back to her house.

We're hanging out.

She says, let me go into the bath.

So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up.

She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps,

looking hot as fuck.

And I'm standing at the door ready to leave.

And she's like, what are you doing?

I thought we were going to get kinky.

I said, well, I already fucked your poodle

and shit in your purse.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Dressing and stuffing' can mean holiday side dishes or anal sex acts.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI'm here with my new fiancee.

setupShe just got us tickets,

setupand we got to fly out here to come see the show.

setupShe's pretty new to my family.

setupShe just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving

setupfor the first time.

setupI come from a big family, four brothers and a sister.

setupShe was very nervous meeting the family.

setupSo as we're all standing around doing the turkey

setupand passing everything, we call it a dressing.

setupShe said, "What's the difference

setupbetween dressing and stuffing?"

punchlineI said, "Well, I'm not gonna be dressing my dick

punchlinein your ass after this."