TJ

Bucket PullManAsianMiddle-AgeMedium Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 1:17:33 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You guys are, y'all are real friendly.

Like, I had someone just the other day come up to me

and he's like, "Excuse me.

Has someone ever told you you look like Kobe Bryant?

I'm like, nah, I should just get Dalzene from Street Fighter.

Yoga play.

Yeah, but I'm not technically even black.

Nah, like I'm more like Kamala Harris.

Yeah, like we pretend to be black.

So fuck that bitch.

[Bit 2]

Because today's Freedom Day.

Justin Trudeau just resigned.

And I'm fucking celebrating.

51st day, come, here we come.

[Bit 3]

But yeah, I just got back from Japan.

And people wanted to take pictures with me.

I didn't know why.

Because I wasn't even wearing this jersey.

It's a children's large.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Looking vaguely like Kobe Bryant could be looking like Dhalsim instead.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupYou guys are, y'all are real friendly.

setupLike, I had someone just the other day come up to me

setupand he's like, "Excuse me.

setupHas someone ever told you you look like Kobe Bryant?

punchlineI'm like, nah, I should just get Dalzene from Street Fighter.

tagYoga play.