Set 3 · Episode 572
Christian Copeland
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.23 punch density·0.83 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.11 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 27:44 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm originally from a small town in the South.
I was talking to this girl from California the other day
and she was like, "I can never be friends
"with somebody from the South."
I was like, "Why?"
And she was like, "Cause people from the South
"want everything to be straight and white."
I was like, "That's not true, okay?
"Have you seen their teeth?"
[Bit 2]
Because I'm from the South, I am a little bit conservative.
Like for me personally, there are only two sexes.
is the first time I had sex and the other time.
[Bit 3]
but a lot of people think that everybody
in the South is racist.
I don't think that's true.
I think there's some truth to it,
but like in my family growing up,
there wasn't any racism.
There was some racial confusion, you know?
Like, I'll give you an example.
My grandma's best friend is this Hispanic lady
named Miss Lisa, and Miss Lisa's granddaughter
I was turning 15, so she had a birthday party.
My grandma couldn't come, so she sent a card.
She told me to go sign the card, and I go sign it,
and I read what she wrote.
And it said, "Happy birthday, Carmen.
Sorry I couldn't make it to your quesadilla."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Straight and white" implies racial prejudice, but reveals a dental observation.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm originally from a small town in the South.
setupI was talking to this girl from California the other day
setupand she was like, "I can never be friends
setup"with somebody from the South."
setupI was like, "Why?"
setupAnd she was like, "Cause people from the South
setup"want everything to be straight and white."
setupI was like, "That's not true, okay?
punchline"Have you seen their teeth?"